Because it happened locally, we have to hand it to Amy Sedaris for telling us the best place to meet a man. Happy New Year from one rabbit lover to another!

The Washington Post ran a piece sympathetic to a male student, Donovan Brown, winning track championships in the girls’ category. He was booed at a track meet where he won—note how slow he is compared to the boys’ times. Since taking women’s and girls’ championships, scholarships, and places on podiums wasn’t enough, Outsports chose AB Hernandez as Trans Athlete of the Year, with absolutely not a shred of empathy or respect for Katie McGuinness or any of the girls’ volleyball teams who forfeited rather than compete against him.

In crime: look out, New York, we have competition in the trans-identified serial killer and dismemberer category. A trans-identified convicted pedophile was arrested in Sweden after authorities saw him handling dismembered pieces of a college student’s body. (Yes, he’s in a women’s prison.) We also have competition in the baby-rapist transactivist category, now that LGBT Youth Scotland’s former CEO has been released from prison. And as the New York Post reminds us, when men are caught masturbating in women’s bathrooms, our objections are not  taken seriously.

Across the pond, the Women’s Institute is having trouble figuring out what the word ‘woman’ means. But at least Stonewall’s out of money.
North Carolina passed a bill requiring age and consent verification in pornography that also blocked state funding for “gender”-motivated procedures for minors and extended the statute of limitations for ex-trans people to pursue legal action against doctors to 10 years. Two children’s hospitals in Colorado paused performing unproven sex-mutilation procedures on minors as they await federal decisions. Yet in a Maine middle school, the party told students to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears; it was their final, most essential command.